The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.
“The Onion is not satire at this point, it is [literal definition of satire]”
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The car is being repossessed
they're trying to stop that from happening I think
@loriizsuleyk kloc
I cannot stress this enough, write it poorly. Write the shittiest draft you possibly can, stick 'ah fuck something happens here and now they're fighting' to get over
Write the worst fucking version you possibly can and stick it in a folder and forget it for a month or two before you look at it again. You know what you have now?
A first draft. And with enough time to think some new thoughts about it, you'll soon end up with a better, second draft! And eventually, you'll end up with something you'd be perfectly okay with letting other people read!
You'll never believe this process works no matter how many times you do it, but it totally does. You just have to drag your brain kicking and screaming to that blank page and get the bones down first.
Write the shit out of that shit.
@intertropicalconvergencezone Nenrao and Ker'ach
yet she saves every single meme he sends her,
@intertropicalconvergencezone the cruopiront
fun prank to pull on your friends! take them to the fane!
why the fuck do old people lick their hands before touching every single piece of paper in their line of sight why why why why why it is so fucking disgusting I refuse to believe their hands are that dry that they need to remoisten their fingertips for every single individual god damn piece of paper what is wrong with you.
they want what we have
Unironically buy this for every old person in your life that does this. They'll think you're a sweetheart and you don't ever have to touch spitty paper again.